Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Question of the Day #702

"That girl gets around like a record," said G.

"He said he'd never get married. Then he folded like a beach chair," said J.

There are some very funny people around me, always coming up with good one liners.

Have you heard any good one-liners lately?



  1. If you love someone, set them free. And if they don't come back, hunt them down and kill them.

  2. LOL. Love these. Drawing a blank, but will back frequently to read comments from your readers :-)

  3. Attributed to Linus:
    I love humanity, it's the people I cna't stand.

  4. The struggle for security is no picnic!

    Rats! Why is having fun so much work?

    Civilization is overrated!

    Morning people are hard to love.

    There's no excuse for not being properly prepared.

    So says the Camp Snoopy Collection of glasses
    given out by McDonalds from 1950 to 1971.

    Wisdom at it's finest :)

  5. I love one-liners and I completely stink at coming up with them and remembering them. Sorry! ;-)


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