This morning, after breakfast, the groom offered a Listerine breath strip to his nephew. B hesitated and put the strip in his mouth.
"Put it on your tongue. It'll dissolve," said the groom.
B moved his tongue around. The breath strip wrapped around his front tooth, turning it green. With a puzzled look on his face, B put a napkin to his mouth. A tuft of napkin stuck to the green tooth.
"I don't even know what to say to you," the groom said.
His nephew struggled to get the breath strip out of his mouth while the adults at the table tried to hold our laughter in.
Hilarious as the Listerine breath strip incident was, I totally get it. If I were B, I'd be thinking, "What the heck is this thing and what is it supposed to do?"
What weird invention has you puzzled?