Okay, here's how you play. You have to choose one of the following people to marry, have a fling with or kill. For example, of George Clooney, Pauley Shore and Jack Black, I would kill Pauley Shore, have a fling with George Clooney and marry Jack Black. Get it?
So, I'll offer up a set of women and set of men depending on which gender interests you:
1. Paris Hilton
2. Whoopi Goldberg
3. Hillary Clinton
or
1. Ben Stiller
2. Will Smith
3. Carrot Top
Who would you marry, have a fling with or kill?
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Suzanne
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i think that i would prefer to kill all three of them...
ReplyDeleteI know for sure I'd kill Carrot Top. After that it's not as easy to decide. Ben Stiller kind of bugs me and I often don't find him that funny. I guess I'd have a fling with him and marry Will Smith. Can I kill Paris Hilton too just for good measure?
ReplyDeleteI just had to participate. Marry Will Smith, kill Carrot Top and have a drunk fling with Ben Stiller. Thank God I don't have to choose the girls!
ReplyDeleteThis question makes me happy I am no longer dating. However, I would kill Carrot Top in a heartbeat, I would marry Will Smith and I would have to think that if I was married to Will Smith, there would be no reason for me to be gettin jiggy with Ben Stiller, but if I had to, I would.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't mind banging Paris for a goof
ReplyDeletePoor Carrot Top...he's a goner.
ReplyDeleteMarry Will. Fling Ben. (both seem to have good senses of humor so could swap that...but Will's taller so he gets to marry me.:0)
I'm marrying Whoopi and Will. Forget the gender preferance. The rest would drive me
ReplyDeletecra&^%$(**#y :)
Don't know how Walt would feel about this.
Kelly's right about Carrot Top. If he cut his hair and changed his act, maybe I'd have (assuming singleness, right?) a fling with him, but not as his image stands at the moment.
ReplyDeleteWill? Fling.
Ben? Marry! I'm sorry, but I think he is soooooo funny. : )
I would marry Hilary and ride the wealth train. I would have a weekly fling with Paris and I wouldnt think twice about killing Whoopie
ReplyDeleteIs celibacy an option?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggles!
ReplyDeleteI've been trying really hard to find a reason to marry or at least have a fling with Carrot Top, but dude, I'd kill him. Will is a little too arrogant but good for a fling. Ben cracks me up. That goes a looooong way! Marry me Ben!
me play too...
ReplyDeleteI'm a sucker for humor too, so I marry Whoopie. What guy doesn't pick Paris for the "F"...come on, you set us up with that one. And while I supported her until the Big O stole my heart, I kill the last one. Not going to type her name because I fear the FBI, CIA and/or some other government agency will hunt me down and arrest me for typing those words in that particular order.
This game is often very dangerous, yet I can't resist! I would kill Carrot Top, have a fling with Will Smith, and marry Ben Stiller because 1) he's short, and 2) he's funny as heck.
ReplyDelete1. Paris Hilton
ReplyDelete2. Whoopi Goldberg
3. Hillary Clinton
Let's see. Marry the Whoopster for a lifetime of laughter. Have a fling with Hillary as that's about all the time I could probably take around that driven ambition. So that leaves Paris in the unenviable position.
Well.. I just couldn't see myself having sex with the Heat Meiser so I'd have to kill him.. unless he did the Heat Meiser song and dance. I'd love to squeeze Will's tiny's (what I call my kids toosh) and maybe have a rendezvous or two. And if I were into marriage I'd have to marry Ben for the laugh's. As long as I could change my name to Focker. ;>
ReplyDeleteSorry.. I'm the anonymous dork that didn't know how to put my name above.
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