Friday, October 28, 2011

Question of the Day #1,097

A werewolf, a zombie and a vampire walk into a bar.

Who orders what?



  1. I'm not sure, but I know the skeleton orders a beer & a mop!

  2. If a werewolf walks into the bar, then he is still in human form. He orders Jack.
    The Vampire orders a Bloody Mary, but only because he has a sense of humor, but he attacks the werewolf and drinks his blood.
    A zombie enters late and misses the party because he's so slow. He can't talk to the bartender so he gets thrown out. He attacks the bartender. If the barkeep has a shotgun, game over.

  3. Too easy!
    The werewolf orders a Werewolf (equal parts Jack and Drambuie)
    The vampire orders a Bloody Mary.
    The zombie orders a Zombie.

  4. I see the vampire with a black martini, the zombie slamming back shots of brain hemmorage, ...and I'm sorry about this, but fuzzy navel is all that comes to mind when I think of the werewolf. ;)

  5. I was going to say what Little Miss said!

  6. TY is right! A skeleton orders a beer and a mop!!! LOL

  7. Well, I think the werewolf just asks for the hair of the dog. ;)


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