A corpse with a side of slaw.
I'm not sure, but I know the skeleton orders a beer & a mop!
If a werewolf walks into the bar, then he is still in human form. He orders Jack.The Vampire orders a Bloody Mary, but only because he has a sense of humor, but he attacks the werewolf and drinks his blood.A zombie enters late and misses the party because he's so slow. He can't talk to the bartender so he gets thrown out. He attacks the bartender. If the barkeep has a shotgun, game over.
Too easy!The werewolf orders a Werewolf (equal parts Jack and Drambuie)The vampire orders a Bloody Mary.The zombie orders a Zombie.
I see the vampire with a black martini, the zombie slamming back shots of brain hemmorage, ...and I'm sorry about this, but fuzzy navel is all that comes to mind when I think of the werewolf. ;)
I was going to say what Little Miss said!
TY is right! A skeleton orders a beer and a mop!!! LOL
Well, I think the werewolf just asks for the hair of the dog. ;)
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