If a werewolf walks into the bar, then he is still in human form. He orders Jack. The Vampire orders a Bloody Mary, but only because he has a sense of humor, but he attacks the werewolf and drinks his blood. A zombie enters late and misses the party because he's so slow. He can't talk to the bartender so he gets thrown out. He attacks the bartender. If the barkeep has a shotgun, game over.
I see the vampire with a black martini, the zombie slamming back shots of brain hemmorage, ...and I'm sorry about this, but fuzzy navel is all that comes to mind when I think of the werewolf. ;)
A corpse with a side of slaw.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure, but I know the skeleton orders a beer & a mop!
ReplyDeleteIf a werewolf walks into the bar, then he is still in human form. He orders Jack.
ReplyDeleteThe Vampire orders a Bloody Mary, but only because he has a sense of humor, but he attacks the werewolf and drinks his blood.
A zombie enters late and misses the party because he's so slow. He can't talk to the bartender so he gets thrown out. He attacks the bartender. If the barkeep has a shotgun, game over.
Too easy!
ReplyDeleteThe werewolf orders a Werewolf (equal parts Jack and Drambuie)
The vampire orders a Bloody Mary.
The zombie orders a Zombie.
I see the vampire with a black martini, the zombie slamming back shots of brain hemmorage, ...and I'm sorry about this, but fuzzy navel is all that comes to mind when I think of the werewolf. ;)
ReplyDeleteI was going to say what Little Miss said!
ReplyDeleteTY is right! A skeleton orders a beer and a mop!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteWell, I think the werewolf just asks for the hair of the dog. ;)
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