Yesterday, at a baby shower, I overheard a guy daring another guy to eat a 16 ounce cup of nacho cheese sauce.
"I'll give you a hundred bucks."
The guy shook his head.
"No, way that's disgusting."
"H and I will do it," I said.
"We will?" H asked.
"Sure, all we have to do is eat a cup of cheese sauce and we get a $100," I said.
"That's disgusting," she said.
"That's hilarious. I know what you eat," I said.
"How long do we have?" I looked at Mr. Moneybags.
"Five minutes," he said.
"No problem," I said.
Someone started a stopwatch.
The Mama to-be handed us spoons.
We finished in two minutes.
Mr. Moneybags handed us $100.
"$50 for two minutes work. Not bad," I said.
H took her half and smiled. "Not bad at all."
When was the last time you did something totally and completely age-inappropriate?
4 years ago