Yesterday, at a baby shower, I overheard a guy daring another guy to eat a 16 ounce cup of nacho cheese sauce.
"I'll give you a hundred bucks."
The guy shook his head.
"No, way that's disgusting."
"H and I will do it," I said.
"We will?" H asked.
"Sure, all we have to do is eat a cup of cheese sauce and we get a $100," I said.
"That's disgusting," she said.
"That's hilarious. I know what you eat," I said.
"How long do we have?" I looked at Mr. Moneybags.
"Five minutes," he said.
"No problem," I said.
Someone started a stopwatch.
The Mama to-be handed us spoons.
We finished in two minutes.
Mr. Moneybags handed us $100.
"$50 for two minutes work. Not bad," I said.
H took her half and smiled. "Not bad at all."
When was the last time you did something totally and completely age-inappropriate?
xoxo,
Suzanne
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OMG, that is too funny!!! $50 for eating delicious cheese? I'm sure well worth it!
ReplyDeleteMy husband ate a cow brains burrito on a dare in college. And a friend of his drank the contents of a spit cup (tobacco)for $. Now that is disgusting. College boys are gross. :)
But eating cheese sauce for $ that is WINNING! :)
And I can't remember when I've done something inappropriate but I'm sure it wasn't too long ago!
That's awesome! We regularly have eating contests during parties at our house. Love it!
ReplyDeleteI do age-inappropriate things every time I drink wine. 'Nuff said.
10 minutes ago ;)
ReplyDeleteDon't know if it was age inappropriate or not but I loved the chocolate covered ants I was dared to eat in my 20s.
ReplyDeleteI live with 3 little boys--I laugh at farts every day.
ReplyDeleteProbably involved spontaneous dancing with coworkers. We like to bust out our Thriller moves every once in a while. :)
ReplyDeleteI love that you killed the cheese in two minutes flat. GO girls!