Monday, December 13, 2010

Question of the Day #776

Last week, a tipsy Irishman challenged me to a lasagna contest.

"HA!" I said.

"What? I'm serious. My lasagna can beat your lasagna. Any time, any place."

I laughed an evil laugh and tapped the shoulders of two friends standing by. They leaned in to listen.

"This man," I said and pointed at the Irishman. "Who, let's remember, once admitted to making grey mashed potatoes on Thanksgiving, just challenged me to a lasagna contest."

M laughed. J groaned and shook his head.

"Dude. That's stupid. She's the best cook I know," said M.

"Thank you," I said.

"I'm telling you. My lasagna is amazing. It'll kill yours," my challenger said.

"Bring it," I said.

J rolled his eyes. "You know, after the lasagna contest he'll challenge you to a dance contest."

"Oh no, you're the dance expert. That, I'll leave to you."

At what challenge do you know you can't be beaten?



  1. I can't think of one (I always assume I'll be beaten), BUT, having been lasagna-deprived for far too long, if you need a judge, I'm SO there!

  2. Cooking. Anything except lasagna. ;-) I make the world's best carrot cake and rugelahs, and many other things. Just not lasagna.

  3. Maybe an oatmeal cookie baking contest?

  4. I'll do a lasagne cook-off with you sometime. Really.
    I might also consider a meatloaf contest.

  5. Who is this foolish mortal who dares to challenge your cooking?!

    I can't think of anything at the moment...but there HAS to be something! I'll have to think about it. :)

  6. I had some pepperoni lasagna once that was awesome. I wish I'd gotten the recipe at the time.

  7. How I'd love some of your lasagna!
    Ummm, I wish I had an awesome talent! Maybe who can get to the front row of a concert first? :) Or make someone laugh first?

  8. I can save more money than anyone at the supermarket! My receipt tells me I've saved over $1800 this year. Now THAT is talent! Ha!

  9. I can eat lasagna better than just about anyone! In fact I could be a Suzie's Lasagna Throwdown judge...except I don't eat grey food (so I could only eat yours)...and then there's the 2000 mile drive.

  10. I can kill even the hardiest houseplant. Without even trying. And faster than anyone else.

  11. I can win any debate. Well, ALMOST any debate.

  12. I can crock-pot just about anything, even bread.


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