This weekend, a supercool girl nicknamed "Boogie" came camping with us. (And unfortunately, she was not nicknamed as such for her dancing abilities.) N and I gave Boogie a ride back to the OC, and on the way, we started talking about bad nicknames.
"I know someone nicknamed Lumpy," said N.
"Is he lumpy?" I asked.
"No," N said.
"So why is he called Lumpy?"
"I don't know," said N.
And I have a friend named Fruitcup. Because once, while out with his buddies, he ordered a fruitcup while everyone else ordered manfood like hot wings and potato skins.
But seriousy, it would suck to be a guy nicknamed Fruitcup, don't you think?
So what are some of the worst nicknames you've heard?
4 years ago