"How is your face?" GB asked.
"It's all back to normal now. Thank you for asking," I replied.
"How could I not? You always get the weirdest diseases."
"Seriously, you're the only person I know who's ever had Lyme disease."
"People on the East Coast get it all the time."
"What about the spider bite?" GB asked.
"Okay, that was weird," I admitted.
"Yeah, about as weird as your face blowing up from sunscreen."
Am I alone? What weird medical issues have you had?
3 years ago