Holy! Pig? I like the beer and the mop question:)
...says "oink" and hogs all of the chips. (damn, that's the best I've got, sorry about that)
Ummm, I dunno. That's just so wrong.
Hmmmm.The pig says,"Where's the beef?"
I'll avoid the dumb-blonde jokes about the pig better at counting cards."They're gonna cook me if you trade me for more chips!""I said I wanted flap-jacks, not Black Jack."Hmmm, that's all I got before coffee.
...got arrested for swine-dling the dealer....went hog wild....and said, "snort snort ouch."Horrible, but I'm still giggling!
HA! I had to look close but then I saw his snout!
Pigs are so cute :)
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