Thursday, August 26, 2010

Question of the Day #658

Beck asked the question, "What did the man say when two houses fell on him?"

I know I've heard the answer to this joke. Because I remember that she told it years ago and I giggled over it for days. Maybe even weeks. But of course, I can't remember the punchline.

I've been known to giggle ridiculously over dumb jokes. Like when my roommate texted me, "Did you hear about the guy they found covered in corn flakes?"

Me: "Huh?"

Him: "Yeah, they think he might be a cereal killer."

Believe it or not, that still makes me laugh. What dumb joke makes you giggle?



  1. Honestly, all dumb jokes make me giggle. How sad am I?

  2. Q: What's green, has four legs, and if it falls on you from a tree will kill you?

    A: A pool table


  3. Is the punchline to the house joke, "Get off me, Homes!" ? ;)

    I love dumb jokes, all kinds of jokes. When I was in hs I bought a dirty joke book so I could make my friends giggle. :)
    Why don't lobsters share?
    Because they are shellfish.

  4. Kelly - That's the answer! I totally forgot. Aye aye aye. That NEVER got old for me. It still makes me laugh. Thank you!

  5. And here I thought it would be: There goes the neighborhood.

    I love punny, corny jokes.

  6. Yes Kelly!! It IS "get off me homes!" And, it STILL makes me giggle.

    As does... What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car?

    ...Get in the car Robin! HA! HA! GAFAW, GAFAW!!

  7. LOL...

    I'm one of those people that never remembers jokes, so I am easily amused by the same joke (often). I can watch the same movies over and over again too. :)

    My only joke...From a Laffy Taffy in the early 90's...

    Why did the cucumber blush?

    He saw the salad dressing....

  8. Usually this gets all run together, but it's easier to understand apart.

    11 was a racehorse.
    12 was 1 2.
    11 1 1 race,
    And 12 1 1 2.

  9. skeleton walks into a bar.... also, why does Snoop dog always carry an umbrella around...FO DRIZZLE!

  10. I forget punchlines too.

    For example, "How many ghosts does it take to change a light bulb?"

    I can't remember the punchline, but being that I write ghost stories, you'd think the answer would be somewhat transparent.

  11. LOL! I love jokes! ...and I never seem to remember them. However, there is one I had shared recently that I've actually been able to remember:

    A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two retired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

    "I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

    "Wow! That's a great idea!!" he exclaims.

    "Good," she replies. "Get your own fucking blanket!"

    After a moment of silence, he farted.

  12. Yay! Dumb jokes!

    Why do seagulls live by the sea?

    If they lived by the bay, they'd be bay-gulls!

    Living with 10 year olds has its perks.

  13. Puns make me giggle. The more contrived, (the worse) the better! Unfortunately I'm not all that good at them....

  14. LOVE jokes although I can never remember them, ever. Therefore I have none to offer this conversation. I appreciate jokes over and over and over again, so thanks for all of them above.

    I just asked my husband for jokes to offer this thread but he can't remember any. He actually just said to me, "Wait, I have a joke. Wait, I have to remember it again." We are two peas in a pod.

  15. My husband is CRACKING UP about the "get off me, homes" joke.

  16. Now he is rolling on the floor re: Simply V's married joke. Thanks everyone for a wonderful start to this vacation day. :-)

    If I remember any jokes, I will post. I feel guilty taking all your funnies and not offering any. Stand by...


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