Last night Lisa D. got the hiccups. We yelled "BOO!" in her face, suggested all sorts of relaxation exercises, which were unfathomable in a bar full of people yelling, "Yankees suck!" And finally, Jimmy the bartender gave her a lemon wedge sprinkled with sugar and splashed with bitters.
And like that, they were gone.
So I turned to her and said, "There it is! The Question of the Day! How do you get rid of your hiccups?"
1 week ago