My mother has been talking to elves.
Last week, on the phone, she said, "The elves are driving me nuts!"
"The elves?" I asked.
"Yes, they're being very naughty. I keep telling them to behave, but they don't listen."
"I see," I said.
"Oh, you'll see," she said.
Turns out, she's right. They're hanging from the chandelier.
And swinging from the railings.
What holiday decorating detail do you obsess over?
4 years ago