This morning, this was posted on my FB wall by my friend E:
"Dear Suzzie Q -
You know I never talk about dreams and crap like that, but felt the need to tell you about the most awesome one I had last night:
I was watching TV (awesome so far, right?) and was watching my favorite TV Show... only problem was it doesn't exist. It was a show about you... in a mormon family... only the twist was that instead of you being one of five wives... YOU had five husbands... all beefy fitness models. You were like the queen bee, keeping your soldiers in line with awesome food and nookie galore. Best show ever!"
Heh heh heh.
E's got some solid ideas there. Do you realize how much stuff could get done with five husbands? Leaky toilet? No such thing. Unmowed lawn? Pshaw! No one to play Scrabble with? An impossibility. Money woes? With six incomes? I think not. Lack of cuddling or affection or love? Never.
I think I could get used to that.
What do you think life would be like if you had five spouses?
xoxo,
Suzanne
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Complicated. ;-)
ReplyDeleteIf they were all like my current husband? Overwhelming.
ReplyDeleteI had a hard enough time training the one I've got, but five? I'd be a blithering idiot. :)
ReplyDeleteIf all 5 of them drop their dirty clothes on the floor and whiskers in the bathroom sink, the deal is off!
ReplyDeleteAlso, I'm old and no longer have the energy (ahem) for 5 men.
Hectic. Are you writing this from Salt Lake?
ReplyDeleteInteresting.
ReplyDelete5 times the mess. 5 times the laundry. 5 times the cooking. still no one to fix the leaky faucet.
ReplyDeleteI might be able to deal with two ... but definitely not five! Ahaha. Sometimes my boyfriend is enough to deal with ;) I wouldn't want to have to split up time either.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't. The one I have drives me up the wall. Maybe if they lived in different houses...
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